So has anyone in canon checked to make sure Kurt is sleeping at night? Or not a demon? Because homeboy has an internship at Vogue.com, going to NYADA, has just started working at the diner, starting a Madonna cover band… and oh yeah, now he’s going to be planning his wedding on top of that (look I don’t care how long that engagement is, do not tell me Kurt Hummel will not start planning his wedding immediately).
Homeboy is either sacrificing to the dark arts or there is a constant IV drip of coffee into his bloodstream and he needs to share.
For almost 4 seasons I have had the tag “sexual bambi” for Kurt and it’s worked well. He seemed to have this almost innocent sort of sexuality that he wasn’t aware of and didn’t really mean to be all sexy and turning people on.
Well. It started with the end of last season but after the first two eps of this season I think it’s kinda safe to say that sexual bambi doesn’t really work for Kurt anymore. No more is he the innocent “I don’t mean to be all sexual-what do you mean me grinding on this piano/shaking my hips like this is turning you on?” He knows what he is doing and he’s fucking flaunting it now and I say good for him (and good for Blaine and good for us. Good for everyone around).
But this means, new tag. I think he’s gonna be Kurt Hummel: Sex Kitten now because honestly, thats all I see now. A dom who is so very aware of how sexy they are and using it. I like this and I hope to see more of this when Blaine hits NYC.
Forever bitter Kurt hasn’t sung I Am What I Am from La Cage Aux Folles.
Title: Life Less Ordinary
Author: savvymavvy, alittledizzy
Rating: Adult; NC-17
Summary: Blaine’s life is privileged, fantastic, and entirely routine until he changes things up and tries out a new coffee shop, where one struggling NYADA student named Kurt Hummel happens to work.
Authors Notes: This has been a work of love for the both of us, something that sprung up on us in NYC and hasn’t let us go since. We want to also say thank you to Axe for an awesome job beta-ing this beast. Thanks!
P.S. Through brillinacy on my part, I deleted the story over at S&C. It will be back up but we’re going to have to re-upload. >.< I’m sorry if you were tracking it over there. I’m an idiot. Also, apologies to all of our awesome fans and readers that this took some time getting out. We thank you so, so much for staying with us. Next one should be out much quicker!
Blaine, surprisingly, sticks to his promise not to pressure Kurt.
FINALLY GOT THE NEXT CHAPTER OUT YAY! I am so proud of us Mandeh. <3 ;)
ugh that! that is a happy hummel smile. That is his “You’re being such an idiot and I don’t want to encourage you but fuck you’re adorable” smile and Blaine’s grin is so fucking big like he can’t stand it and he just wants to bounce around like a puppy and make kurt laugh anything for him to laugh and grin and boys oh god come to my bosom ok?
Look you guys, I’m just gonna call it now, alright? Kurt singing You Are The Sunshine Of My Life is about Sam.
idek what this is. thong reaction fic? i have no excuses for it. i just blame blaine anderson and sue and the fact that it is canon that blaine wears thongs because my brain can’t even handle that information. warning for a bit of d/s like play i guess?
Blaine stands on the floor by the end of the bed, his hands holding onto the hard wooden bedframe. He bites down his bottom lip, as he readjusts his legs, arching his back a bit more so his ass juts out further.
"Very nice." Blaine smiles at the praise, his eyes closing and the cheeks on his face flushing.
"Thank you sir," he murmurs quietly.
A soft hand runs down the arch of his back, petting over him and continuing to the dip and curve above his ass. “So very nice like this.”
Blaine’s breathing stills as he feels Kurt’s fingers curl underneath the red, lacy thong, tugging on it. Blaine can feel the responding tug in his cock and balls, the fabric tightening around them. He gasps when Kurt releases it, the elastic snapping back into place and against his skin.
"Hold tight." Kurt’s voice comes as a sharp reminder, his hands gripping tighter to the wooden frame as he can feel Kurt moving around behind him, hands grasping his hips and the soft slide of his trousers against Blaine’s oversensitive skin.
"Look so gorgeous like this Blaine," Kurt murmurs, softly. A hand strokes up and then down his side, running over his ass before he feels a sharp smack. He gasps hard and it comes again in the same exact spot. “Love how you look like this. Love how your ass looks like this, perfect and on display and turning as red as your thong and just for me.” Kurt’s voice is quiet, practically crooning in his ear as his hand comes back down on him, spanking him again.
Blaine knows the rules; he doesn’t say anything, just gasps and whimpers when Kurt’s hand comes down again, same exact spot and he can feel it beginning to actually sting this time. Kurt’s hand keeps up a rhythm on his ass until its glowing red and bright and Blaine can’t hold back any longer and he cries out, a broken and needy whine that barely even sounds like Kurt’s name. He tries so hard to hold out as long as possible and Kurt knows he can’t.
“Kurt! Kurt please I can’t— Please I need—”
And just like that Kurt’s around him, arms wrapping around his body, Kurt’s chest molded to his back and hips snug against his burning ass.
"Such a good boy for me, you’re so good. So very good." Kurt’s hand slides down his stomach to wrap around his cock, barely stroking him three times before Blaine is crying out wordlessly again, coming thick and hard in Kurt’s hand, his cock still constrained in the Cheerio thong.
Kurt kisses the side of his temple, nuzzling his nose into the soft curls by his ear and humming quietly, his arms still around Blaine, body still curled up close behind his. Blaine’s body feels exhausted and limp as he lets go of the bed frame, falling back into Kurt’s arms and knowing he is going to catch him.
KURT I AM ANGRY AT YOU.
1) KICKING OUT SANTANA
2) THAT SHIRT
GO TO BLAINE’S ROOM RIGHT NOW.