~5,200k - Skank!Kurt and nerd!Blaine
Jacob holds out his iPad, which Blaine cautiously takes. It’s open to Safari, the page the first on Jacob’s blog, and there, in unmistakably good quality with black bars in all the right places, is a still from a video that Blaine’s only ever seen once.
It’s him. And Kurt.
blainescheerio prompted: cheerio!bLAINE cOugh coUGH
darrenlennon prompted: cheerio!blaine. skank!kurt.
anonymous prompted: You should write PORRNN
A/N: Lots of thanks to Mal for being the perfect beta.
Kurt leans against the cold, metal gate in the alleyway across the street from McKinley High School, a lit cigarette dangling from his lips. A cool breeze blows around him and he hugs himself tight to keep warm. His eyes scan through the crowd of students fighting to make their way into school before the bell rings and Kurt smirks. What a bunch of losers, he thinks as he watches them.
Holy crap did I not think this would end up being the most popular thing I’ve written in this fandom. But uh, have some more!
I still have no name for it, but I’m working on one. Basically all you need to know is that in this universe everyone is a hybrid of some kind. Kurt is part cat and also a skank, and Blaine is part dog and also still the cutest thing to ever be cute. (Maybe I’m biased.)
This picks up very shortly after the first part that I posted. This one is still holding out around PG, but that will definitely change part to part.
Word count: ~16,000
Summary: “I’m in love,” Blaine says and throws himself on the bed.
A/N: This was supposed to be a one-shot, but my brain wanted otherwise! Part 2 was previously titled “A Good Reason To Go”. The third part is the new (and last) part posted today. :) Check warnings at lj!
I love skank!Kurt and HeyBlaine is absolutely lovely with his descriptions. I adore Blaine here so much. <3